a) Ovechkin is injured due to "bumps and bruises"
b) Alfie was a scratch for the Sens vs Caps game tonight (along with Mike Green, Jason Arnott, Sergei Gonchar, Matt Carkner & others)
c) Sidney Crosby had a vigorous 45 min workout today (the longest since his concussion), of which the videos have been playing regularly on sportsnet
d) Jason Spezza is consistently balding
Three out of the four I don't like. I'll leave it up to you to decide which ones. By the way, I'm not some creeper who has like a weird fetish for old balding guys. If I had a fetish for anything, I'd say it would be necks. I really like the backs of people's necks. Don't publish that, it was embarrassing. In retrospect, I should probably have deleted it, but I'm not one to live in the past. Anyway.
These are the first things I found out about hockey the moment I stepped off the plane. I learned more interesting things after that. And more important things. Like, um, hello, Jesse Winchester likes eating steaks, listening to country music and watching the Discovery Channel. AND, he likes history. Hello soulmate. Do you hear the bells? (I also watched Hairspray today AND 17 Again, I'm like on a Zac Efron high)
Also, when you're at a Washington Capitals game in Ottawa and half the seats are empty and Ovie's a scratch and so is Green and those were the two people you brought the tickets to actually see, I found out that a certain Mr. Alexander Semin catches the eye, especially when he and Backstrom are the only ones on the team warming up without helmets on. I believe I told my dad numerous times throughout those twenty-odd minutes to "for the love of GOD look at how feathery his hair is". Not lying. I flows when he skates, and bounds likes lords a leapin' when he shoots. Love it. Sex hair? Not quite up to the standards of Tangers, but I think so.
Welcome back, but I hope it's the jet lag that allowed Semin to catch your eye, 'cause something about him seriously creeps me out.
ReplyDeleteWhy. Thank you. That was very nice of you.
ReplyDeleteAs for Semin, the thing that gives you the creeps could be the fact that he seems to be someone so unfortunate as to be trapped inside the face of a young child with the body of a man.
...get that? Because I didn't. I just like Semin because he's so foreign and he's got such a Russian-esk air to him. It's so funny because I really do think he does understand what everyone is saying and has the capability to respond but is just too lazy to actually make the effort. Funny guys.