I can't even believe I found these. These videos will change your life. I am in awe.
Road to the Winter Classic
Highlight: First 10 minutes; Pens naked in the locker room and Ovechkin in a speedo.
The full version of the second video is on youtube, 50 mins.
Here's another funny one, Max being a weirdo.
Max/Sid interview Winter Classic
Showing posts with label Funny Videos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Videos. Show all posts
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
GC is the New JB, Just Like Green is the New Black
I made this post a couple months ago, forgot about it until now, enjoy!
Along with these two amazing videos, ...
Marcel the Shell With Shoes On (this will make you die laughing)
No Words (this will give you chills)
...I'd just like to give some awareness to Greyson Chance, he's this new singer, he's only like 13 or 14, and he got discovered on youtube, just like Justin Bieber. People say he's gonna be the next JB, and those with Beiber Feaver are all torn up about it but I think Greyson Chance is actually better than Beaver, by far. He's amazing on the piano, he's got a great voice, AND HE WRITES HIS OWN SONGS! I know. He's awesome, and he's never even had any singing lessons. He was interviewed on Ellen, you can check out his new single in this next link, ...
Waiting Outside the Lines
...many of you might have already heard of him, but I just wanted to give him a shoutout because I think he is amazing and I hope he keeps up the writing because he's bound to get tons of fame pretty soon. And also, I just want the proof here to show that I knew about him before he got famous :)
Along with these two amazing videos, ...
Marcel the Shell With Shoes On (this will make you die laughing)
No Words (this will give you chills)
...I'd just like to give some awareness to Greyson Chance, he's this new singer, he's only like 13 or 14, and he got discovered on youtube, just like Justin Bieber. People say he's gonna be the next JB, and those with Beiber Feaver are all torn up about it but I think Greyson Chance is actually better than Beaver, by far. He's amazing on the piano, he's got a great voice, AND HE WRITES HIS OWN SONGS! I know. He's awesome, and he's never even had any singing lessons. He was interviewed on Ellen, you can check out his new single in this next link, ...
Waiting Outside the Lines
...many of you might have already heard of him, but I just wanted to give him a shoutout because I think he is amazing and I hope he keeps up the writing because he's bound to get tons of fame pretty soon. And also, I just want the proof here to show that I knew about him before he got famous :)
Monday, October 25, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
Who Does This Kid Think He Is?
You're perfectly allowd to flip out.
Jordan Eberle - Who does this rookie think he is?
And then you're perfectly allowd to say: "wait..."
And then you're perfectly allowd to laugh your ass off.
Jordan Eberle - Who does this rookie think he is?
And then you're perfectly allowd to say: "wait..."
And then you're perfectly allowd to laugh your ass off.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Another Movie Star In The Making
If you haven't seen this vid yet I'd suggest it.
Yes, that is Mike Fisher. Well done.
Mama's Song -Carrie Underwood
Don't you love how the chorus is "He's good, so good"? Wonder what she's referring to, eh? Well done, Fish. Keep that girl satisfied.
Read this, it is fucking hilarious and so untrue and so unwritten by me.
Carrie Underwood Not Pregnant Yet
Sources close to Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher, wed last month in a lavish ceremony at a Georgia resort, report that the couple have not yet conceived a child, but left open the possibility that they may do so at some point in the future.
“The child, when and if it arrives, could be either male or female, and will likely have blond, brown, black, or red hair. If healthy, it should weigh between 6 and 10 pounds and measure about 20 inches long,” said one of our sources. “We don’t yet know if the boy or girl will have any singing aspirations, but expect Carrie and Mike to be totally supportive either way.”
No word on possible names so far, but we like Clark for a boy and Mary for a girl. We’d also settle for a unisex option like Tracy.
On internet message boards, Underwood’s lack of pregnancy – despite having been happily married for well over five weeks – has some fans debating her fertility relative to fellow pop-country singer Taylor Swift. “taylor writes her own songs and shes SO MUCH MORE FERTILE than Carrie,” offered one anonymous fan. “As soon as TAYLOR is married, shell be popping out kids like nobodys business!!! Carries insides are like a barren dessert!!!”
More on this story as it develops.
The Green marks my favorite part. Roflcopter.
Yes, that is Mike Fisher. Well done.
Mama's Song -Carrie Underwood
Don't you love how the chorus is "He's good, so good"? Wonder what she's referring to, eh? Well done, Fish. Keep that girl satisfied.
Read this, it is fucking hilarious and so untrue and so unwritten by me.
Carrie Underwood Not Pregnant Yet
Sources close to Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher, wed last month in a lavish ceremony at a Georgia resort, report that the couple have not yet conceived a child, but left open the possibility that they may do so at some point in the future.
“The child, when and if it arrives, could be either male or female, and will likely have blond, brown, black, or red hair. If healthy, it should weigh between 6 and 10 pounds and measure about 20 inches long,” said one of our sources. “We don’t yet know if the boy or girl will have any singing aspirations, but expect Carrie and Mike to be totally supportive either way.”
No word on possible names so far, but we like Clark for a boy and Mary for a girl. We’d also settle for a unisex option like Tracy.
On internet message boards, Underwood’s lack of pregnancy – despite having been happily married for well over five weeks – has some fans debating her fertility relative to fellow pop-country singer Taylor Swift. “taylor writes her own songs and shes SO MUCH MORE FERTILE than Carrie,” offered one anonymous fan. “As soon as TAYLOR is married, shell be popping out kids like nobodys business!!! Carries insides are like a barren dessert!!!”
More on this story as it develops.
The Green marks my favorite part. Roflcopter.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Tah Take Mah Mind Off Ah Yo
NO! No, no, no! This was not the way this was meant to go! What the fuck is wrong with everybody? The Pittsburgh Penguins have told Bill Guerin that they aren't going to re-sign him. What the hell? It's Billy! JESUS CHRIST!
Here are some vids to keep you company in this sad, sad time.
Team Kane vs. Team Toews
Blackhawks Cry at Movies
(Soupy has no soul)
Best/Worst Hawks Chef
The pics are roflcoptericious.
Sharp Shooter or Sharp Dressed Man
Some of my fav lines:
"I don't know what he's pointing at."
-Adam Burish
"He combed his hair with a porc chop."
-Troy Brouwer
"I like the gun."
-Brent Seabrook, ahem that is what she said.
"..."
-Andrew Ladd
And finally, "They both look good. Let the fans decide."
-Way ta step up, Tazer mah man.
Vinny Lecavalier and Marty St-Louis
My eyes were watering, I was laughing so hard for this one.
P Kane's Room
He is so fucking arrogant in that video, Lord. And everytime I hear him say "I need some privacy", I always think to myself, I hope you aren't gonna do what it sounds like you're gonna do. I'm sorry, that's just what pops up.
Here are some vids to keep you company in this sad, sad time.
Team Kane vs. Team Toews
Blackhawks Cry at Movies
(Soupy has no soul)
Best/Worst Hawks Chef
The pics are roflcoptericious.
Sharp Shooter or Sharp Dressed Man
Some of my fav lines:
"I don't know what he's pointing at."
-Adam Burish
"He combed his hair with a porc chop."
-Troy Brouwer
"I like the gun."
-Brent Seabrook, ahem that is what she said.
"..."
-Andrew Ladd
And finally, "They both look good. Let the fans decide."
-Way ta step up, Tazer mah man.
Vinny Lecavalier and Marty St-Louis
My eyes were watering, I was laughing so hard for this one.
P Kane's Room
He is so fucking arrogant in that video, Lord. And everytime I hear him say "I need some privacy", I always think to myself, I hope you aren't gonna do what it sounds like you're gonna do. I'm sorry, that's just what pops up.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Puking My Guts Out Right Now
Watch this video. Watch this whole fucking video. This has nothing to do with hockey. This is Dane Cook. Watch it. Watch the entire thing, because the end is actually the best part. The last line will actually make you puke your guts out. But you need to watch to whole thing to understand the end. And the end is fucking hilarious. Right now, just in this moment, Dane Cook makes my life.
Atheist Sneeze
Atheist Sneeze
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Burish vs Pronger
So, what you gotta do, is first you gotta watch this video.
Adam Burish About Chris Pronger
And then you gotta watch this video.
Chris Pronger about Adam Burish
Now I think you should know that I'm fully impartial to this. I have both of their autographs so they're equal to me. But I'm tacking in your tallies. Who do you think have a more legit response? Who do you think owned who harder? Who do you think embarrassed themselves the most? This is some intense beef we got going on here, folks. This is Burish vs Pronger. I'm tacking your tallies. Your comments will be registered.
Here's a third video, you will laugh your pants off, guaranteed. Notice Soupy singing along with Verbeauty in the background. Notice Kaner lower his un-mulleted head in shame. Notice how he makes references to two of his cyberspace failures in one quote, referring to both the limo incident and the cab incident. Also, notice at the end yet another snidbit of the same fight we saw earlier. And remember why we love these boys so much. We do. We really, really do.
Stanley Cup Parade
Adam Burish About Chris Pronger
And then you gotta watch this video.
Chris Pronger about Adam Burish
Now I think you should know that I'm fully impartial to this. I have both of their autographs so they're equal to me. But I'm tacking in your tallies. Who do you think have a more legit response? Who do you think owned who harder? Who do you think embarrassed themselves the most? This is some intense beef we got going on here, folks. This is Burish vs Pronger. I'm tacking your tallies. Your comments will be registered.
Here's a third video, you will laugh your pants off, guaranteed. Notice Soupy singing along with Verbeauty in the background. Notice Kaner lower his un-mulleted head in shame. Notice how he makes references to two of his cyberspace failures in one quote, referring to both the limo incident and the cab incident. Also, notice at the end yet another snidbit of the same fight we saw earlier. And remember why we love these boys so much. We do. We really, really do.
Stanley Cup Parade
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Who's Line Was It, Anyway?
This has been some week so far. A week that, unfortunately, I'd much rather forget. So, to take my mind off of:
- the fact that the Habs just lost 3-0 to Philly in game two of the series
- the fact that in two games, they've had 9 goals against and ZERO goals for
- the fact that Leighton, who just happens to be Philedelphia's third string goalie, is completely schooling us
- the fact that Leighton used to be a benchwarmer for Montreal only 25 months ago
- the fact that Halak let in a shot that a peewee house-league goalie probably could've stopped without much trouble
- the fact that the Habs might end their amazing playoffs run here, beating out the two best teams in their pool only to lose to Philedelphia
- the fact that the Habs have begun to burry themselves into an incredibly deep hole that will take all the desire that they're currently lacking to dig themselves out of
...I'm turning to a certain someone for a little but of light humor. Kris Letang, thank you for covering your entire left arm with tatoos. You've given us so much joy and happiness.
He says the top portion of the tatoo is dedicated to his grandmother, and the bottom part is for Luc Bourdon, his best friend who died in a motorcycle accident in 2008. You might remember me telling you about him a little while back. Apparently, Luc was an avid guitarist, hence the tatoo of the guitar on Kris' newly renovated bicep.
I don't know about you, but I don't mind tatoos. In fact, I rather do like them. I think they're incredibly sexy. Kris Letang wears them well. I think the Pens should all get matching tats. A bunch of them already have some already; Max Talbot, Pascal Dupuis, former Penguin Ryan Malone, and now Kris. I'm sure Sidney also has an embarrassing tatoo hidden somewhere.
Enjoy the video: Ptit diner avec mon ami Kris Letang chez Olive et Gourmando
At least we have hope for Chicago. Patrick Kane's mullet is magic.
...Habs in 6?
**Thanks to Micaela for informing me on this subject. Thanks as well to Hockey for the Ladies, although I didn't ask your permission. Please try not to get angry with me**
Thursday, April 29, 2010
22 is the Sex Year
Guess what day it is?? I'll tell you. Today is that day that Jonathan Toews turns 22. Not even kidding. Surprised at how old he is? So am I. You should've seen us last year, when he became legal. Crazy times if I'd ever seen any.
In recognition of Tazer, I'm gonna show you guys this video. I first saw this video a year ago, pretty damn close to the eve of his last birthday. I've neglected to show it to you sooner because, well...it makes me pretty angry, to tell you the truth. You see, I used to go to this french school. And I had this teacher.
His name. Was Racine. And he was bald. And not even like, that disease that causes you to lose hair or something. He fucking shaved his own goddamn head. You know how I know this? On Halloween, he dressed up as a king or some shit, and he thought it would go with the costume to have some peach fuzz or whatever. Well, he had the peach fuzz alright. On his chin, and his head.
Gross. I know. But that wasn't the worst thing about him. He was just so fucking...you know? I can't even explain. He wasn't human. He told us his sister was his girlfriend to cover up his homosexuality. Enough said?
But it was his accent that bothered me the most. Like, he had the most legit friend accent I've ever heard in my life, just like overpronouncing every fucking word and shit. It just made me wanna rip my own arm off just so I could have something to throw at him*. It was just Johnny T's goddamn french accent in that movie that made me want to fucking punch him the face and stuff those frog legs down his goddamn francophone throat.
I'm so sorry, Tazer. I've said it once, and I'll say it again. I love you, but you, sir, are a douchebag francophone. Please don't make me ever repeat that again for as long as I live.
Happy birthday.
*I can't take credit for that line. I completely stole that from FRIENDS. Joey, thanks for that one. I swear that this won't be the last time I use it.
In recognition of Tazer, I'm gonna show you guys this video. I first saw this video a year ago, pretty damn close to the eve of his last birthday. I've neglected to show it to you sooner because, well...it makes me pretty angry, to tell you the truth. You see, I used to go to this french school. And I had this teacher.
His name. Was Racine. And he was bald. And not even like, that disease that causes you to lose hair or something. He fucking shaved his own goddamn head. You know how I know this? On Halloween, he dressed up as a king or some shit, and he thought it would go with the costume to have some peach fuzz or whatever. Well, he had the peach fuzz alright. On his chin, and his head.
Gross. I know. But that wasn't the worst thing about him. He was just so fucking...you know? I can't even explain. He wasn't human. He told us his sister was his girlfriend to cover up his homosexuality. Enough said?
But it was his accent that bothered me the most. Like, he had the most legit friend accent I've ever heard in my life, just like overpronouncing every fucking word and shit. It just made me wanna rip my own arm off just so I could have something to throw at him*. It was just Johnny T's goddamn french accent in that movie that made me want to fucking punch him the face and stuff those frog legs down his goddamn francophone throat.
I'm so sorry, Tazer. I've said it once, and I'll say it again. I love you, but you, sir, are a douchebag francophone. Please don't make me ever repeat that again for as long as I live.
Happy birthday.
*I can't take credit for that line. I completely stole that from FRIENDS. Joey, thanks for that one. I swear that this won't be the last time I use it.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Playoff Mullets
**The video that'll start playing when you open the link is not the one intended for you to see. The one you'll laugh at until you puke is the video above it**
First step: Watch this video.
Second step: Watch the video again.
Third step: Show your friends.
Fourth step: When they don't laugh with you, take the computer away from them.
Fifth step: Watch the video for a third time by yourself.
Sixth step: Shake your head in pity and amusement.
Seventh step: Realize that this is why we love the Blackhawks so much.
First step: Watch this video.
Second step: Watch the video again.
Third step: Show your friends.
Fourth step: When they don't laugh with you, take the computer away from them.
Fifth step: Watch the video for a third time by yourself.
Sixth step: Shake your head in pity and amusement.
Seventh step: Realize that this is why we love the Blackhawks so much.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Business in the Front, Party in the Back, Baby
Thank you, Patrick. You've just made our lives that much more enjoyable.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/13/patrick-kanes-blackhawks_n_536363.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/13/patrick-kanes-blackhawks_n_536363.html
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Slap Me Silly, Sidney
Oh, Dear. I don't think I should've done this. Jeez. Okay, I was feeling a little bit down after my last little post there so I decided I would go on the always reliable Youtube and search funny Pens vids. I found a Sportscenter countdown thing...you know how they always have those...and it was one of Mike Lange's top ten best catchphrases. If you don't know who Mike Lange is, he's a longtime Pittsburgh Penguins broadcaster. He is like, the god of all the broadcasters. I'm sure you've heard his voice before, it's pretty recognizable. Watch these two videos, trust me, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHPd3vERUw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgl3jGPEOto&feature=fvw
Ah, Jeez. See, this is why we have cmmentators.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHPd3vERUw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgl3jGPEOto&feature=fvw
Ah, Jeez. See, this is why we have cmmentators.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Welcome, Sam
Hello Sam. Welcome to Loonie Engraved. This, I presume, is your very first visit. Thank you for taking the trip. Just for you, since you've been so kind as to visit, I've decided to make a very special post. I would like to call this one 'The Post With Very Special Videos on It". I've made it just for you. Please enjoy responsibly :)
And now we shall begin the tour. This is just to get you warmed up to our beloved Pittsburgh Penguins. You are not fully 100% a fan yet, and this is me trying to ease you a little in our favor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wnE5maHQco&feature=PlayList&p=C4B4EE2678463A88&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19
Just a heads up, only one person in that video still plays for the pens, and that would be the beautiful Evgeni Malkin. "Who is the most attractive player on the Pittsburgh Penguins?"..."Me." Baha. Love him. Unfourtunately, we lost the comical stylings of Ryan Malone and Ryan Whitney last year...both of whom now dominate their new teams. Ryan Malone just happens to be a part of one of the best lines in the NHL, the Tampa Bay trio of Martin St-Louis, Steven Stamkos and Ryan Malone, also formally known as Bugsy. He has beat out Vinny Lecavalier, and we are all very proud.
Here's another one. Laugh freely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUfqlz71frA
That was Max. Enough said.
Here are two very special EMJJ Staal vids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6AZnj8xLc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjXGfxk5svY
Eric Staal has got soooome tan in that first one. That's why I watch it. And to hear his laugh. Don't you love his laugh too?
Okay, this is just to end this very special post. A gift from my good friend Jason. And yes, we are on a first-name basis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxJzdVYtXY
Sam, thank you for now becoming a loyal Loonie Engraved member. We hope you enjoyed our little preview. Stay in school.
And now we shall begin the tour. This is just to get you warmed up to our beloved Pittsburgh Penguins. You are not fully 100% a fan yet, and this is me trying to ease you a little in our favor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wnE5maHQco&feature=PlayList&p=C4B4EE2678463A88&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19
Just a heads up, only one person in that video still plays for the pens, and that would be the beautiful Evgeni Malkin. "Who is the most attractive player on the Pittsburgh Penguins?"..."Me." Baha. Love him. Unfourtunately, we lost the comical stylings of Ryan Malone and Ryan Whitney last year...both of whom now dominate their new teams. Ryan Malone just happens to be a part of one of the best lines in the NHL, the Tampa Bay trio of Martin St-Louis, Steven Stamkos and Ryan Malone, also formally known as Bugsy. He has beat out Vinny Lecavalier, and we are all very proud.
Here's another one. Laugh freely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUfqlz71frA
That was Max. Enough said.
Here are two very special EMJJ Staal vids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6AZnj8xLc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjXGfxk5svY
Eric Staal has got soooome tan in that first one. That's why I watch it. And to hear his laugh. Don't you love his laugh too?
Okay, this is just to end this very special post. A gift from my good friend Jason. And yes, we are on a first-name basis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxJzdVYtXY
Sam, thank you for now becoming a loyal Loonie Engraved member. We hope you enjoyed our little preview. Stay in school.
Monday, October 26, 2009
I Miss Colby
I had an average day today. Nothing was different from any other day, I went about my business like always. But for some reason, the moment I sat down at my desk to watch videos of Sidney Crosby laughing on youtube do my homework completely and thouroughly like the model student I am, I got this amazingly horrible ache in my stomach. And I realized I missed Colby Armstrong. So much. He's be gone for so long, and I thought I was over it, but it turns out, I'm not. Not even close. He belongs in Pittsburgh. Atlanta doesn't appreciate his individuality. I still have faith that he'll return home, though. Every day I'm wishing he'll come back. And he will. He will.
But, until then, to commemorate this moment of missing Colby, I've devised this picture ceremony for him. Listen to this song while you're looking at it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Vw35hAQH8
But, until then, to commemorate this moment of missing Colby, I've devised this picture ceremony for him. Listen to this song while you're looking at it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Vw35hAQH8
Enjoy.
Thank you for watching.
I put that last picture there because Ryan Malone always makes me laugh. Colby is the one in the yellow shirt.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Adam Burish, I love you
This video made my life today. Adam Burish, I love you. You're name may sound somewhat like an indian burrito, but really, we love you anyway. The Adam doesn't come without the Burish, just like the Burish doesn't come without the Adam. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Adam Burish. Okay I'm done. Watch the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfgUirb8WvI&NR=1
Follow the link. Do it. Go. Now. Also, follow this one, and watch all the blackhawks videos. They're hilarious. The Hawks make my life. They all ought to be engraved on the loonie someday.
http://blackhawks.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=894
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfgUirb8WvI&NR=1
Follow the link. Do it. Go. Now. Also, follow this one, and watch all the blackhawks videos. They're hilarious. The Hawks make my life. They all ought to be engraved on the loonie someday.
http://blackhawks.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=894
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