The Art of Ripping Out Hearts

They...traded...they traded...Halak...they traded him...the Habs traded...Halak...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM?! HE GOES AND TAKES THEM ALL THE WAY TO THE GODDAMN SEMIFINALS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE 17 YEARS AND THEY TRADE HIM AWAY?!! HE CARRIED THEM ON HIS BACK! HE SAVED THEIR SORRY ASSES EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY COULDN'T KEEP THEIR SHIT TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH TO HOLD A LEAD!! HE WAS THE REASON THEY MADE IT AS FAR AS THEY DID! HE WAS THEIR HEART AND SOUL WHEN THEY DIDNT HAVE A CAPTAIN TO TAKE THE LEAD!! AND NOW THEY'RE TRADING HIM?! AND TO THE BLUES?!! WHY DO THE BLUES GET HIM???? AT LEAST GIVE HIM TO SOMEONE MIDLY WORTHY! BUT NO! NO! YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE HIM AWAY! YOU DON'T THROW AWAY A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?! AND WHO THE FUCK IS LARS ELLER?!! WHO THE FUCK IS IAN SCHULTZ??! HOW ARE THEY WORTHY TO BE A PART OF THIS TEAM?? DO THEY EVEN PLAY IN THE FUCKING NHL?!! THIS SUCKS! YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. STUPID!!!!!!! JAROSLAV HALAK WAS THE FUTURE OF THE MONTREAL CANADIENS FUCKING FRANCHISE, AND YOU GOT RID OF HIM. YOU GOT RID OF KEN DRYDEN. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT, HUH MONTREAL?? WAS THIS YOUR DOING BOB GAINEY?!! BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BRING IN A NEW UNKNOWN GOALIE ONTO YOUR TEAM AND THEN LET HIM STEAL OUR HEARTS AND THEN JUST TAKE HIM AWAY!! YOU CAN'T BRING OUR HOPES UP BY GIVING US GREATNESS AND THEN JUST SEND US CRASHING DOWN! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN A STANLEY CUP IN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS! THAT WAS THE PREDICTION!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE PREDICTION IS NOW?!! 17 MORE YEARS OF FAILURE. HALAK WAS WHO WE WERE. HE REPRESENTED ALL THAT WE STOOD FOR AS A TEAM, COMING OUT OF NOWHERE AND OVERCOMING ALL ADVERSITY. YOU KILLED OUR FUCKING SPIRIT!!!! WHO THE FUCK EVEN CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA?! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CONSIDER SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!!!!??! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?! AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE, BECAUSE JARO'S LEAVING AND THE TEAM WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!! FUCK YOU. YOU'VE DAMNED US ALL.