Okay, humans are all just really stupid. We don't even understand that we are killing oursleves. Everyone's always like making fun of how stupid animals are and killing them as a sport, but let me tell you, if we were all just a bunch of animals, everyone would still be alive right now. There'd be no global warming, no war, no fucking poverty or hatred or crap. Let's face it, if we all were just a bunch of dumb monkeys and all we did was scratch our butts and eat bugs off of each other, we'd be a hell of a lot better off.
Do you realize that we've created about 1000 ways to destroy ourselves in the past 50 years? I mean, if it's not polluting the planet and completely obliterating the ozone with all the crap we put into the air, then we're probably just going around blowing ourselves up. Do you understand how stupid that makes us look? The animals are probably just sitting around, laughing at us. And they are the ones that have to pay for our mistakes.
Why do we have war? Huh, USA? I mean, what's the point? To prove yourself? To prove that you're better than everyone else? Well, congratulations, you've proved it. You've proved that your smarter, stronger, bigger and more powerful than everybody else. Now can you stop fucking killing everybody?
Actually, when you think about it, all this war and the heating of the planet is actually doing us a favor. It has actually eliminated one of our numerous death possibilities. Now, thanks to everyone here on planet earth, we don't have to worry about over-population! If we stay on the track we're on, in 100-200 years, we'll be back to just the right amount of people living here. Hey, if that's why we're doing war, then why doesn't anyone just go ahead and attack China or India? Those are the countries with the real population problems, why do we keep picking on the small little defenseless places?
Maybe it's because we're afraid we'll lose. I don't know about you, but I think China's been playing it pretty smart all this time. They've been working their god-damn asses off for 12 cents an hour, making products that'll be shipped to other countries so we can live a life of leasure! But, meanwhile in China, while we're off galavanting our money around like we've got enough of it to live forever, they'll saving up. They're accumulating all their money together so that someday, when we've almost completely forgotten their existence when we're not basically stealing from them, they'll attack back. China will become the most powerful country in the world, because they've got a future plan. They're been smart and thought ahead, meanwhile the USA's only plan is "Shoot now, think later".
We are all litterally killing ourselves everyday. As if there aren't enough problems already! Believe it or not, there are actually some things that could destroy our population or even our planet that we haven't caused. Say, like, I don't know...a meteor? Did you know that there's one 111km wide traveling at light speed in earth's trajectory at this very second? Bet you didn't. And also, you know stars? You know how they live lives like humans do, and then eventually run out of energy and burn out? Did you know that before they extinguish themselves, they actually get bigger? Sometimes even explode? Did you know the Sun is a star? Did you know that once it nears the end of its life, it'll get bigger too? Did you know that'll it'll expand into what's called a Red Giant, and grow to be bigger than our entire solar system? Did you know that it'll completely engulf all the nearby planets in it's heat, including our precious little Earth? Did you know that it's alreasy more than halfway throught it's existence?
Oh, and don't forget about those naturally disasters, too. There was that itty bitty little earthquake in Haiti about 45 hours ago, maybe you heard about it? Maybe you heard about all the dead and the injured that resulted from that disaster as well. Maybe you heard about the millions of dollars of damage that it caused.
Oh, it's no big deal. More money is made everyday. Millions and millions of dollars, printed every single day. More and more and more money. And America, being as sweet and kind as we are, decide to give a shitload of it to acters, and singers, and hockey players, and soccer players, and football players, and base-ball players, and golf players, and talk-show hosts, and basically anyone willing to stand in front of a camera wearing nothing but a silk scarf.
You know one of the funniest things of all? While base-ball players are off making the most money in any sport of the world, millions of people are dying from starvation and homelessness. We could be donating that money ever so kindly to people who actually need it, but instead we throw it away. We are actually throwing money away. What, you say you want a five-story mansion with a hot-tub in the kitchen and a volley-ball court in the bathroom? Oh, alright, here ya go. Meanwhile there are people making homes in ditches and living off of things they find in garbage cans or worse.
Yes, people try to make a difference. They film other people's pain and put it on the news to try and get people to donate maybe a dollar or two. Let me let you in on a little secret though: If someone sees a poor child suffering on TV or hear about a tsunami that destroyed tons of homes leaving thousands of families homeless, they say, "Wow, that's horrible," and then they'll go back to eating their dinners.
I'm not prejudiced. Don't think I'm accusing everyone of this while I'm just being a saint. I'm the one on the computer with the high speed internet connection, remember? I'm saying everyone. I include myself in this entire statement. And I would say that we have to stop and change our ways before it's too late, but I'm afraid its reached that point, folks. Everyone has told you to recycle, everyone has told you to donate to charity and I'm all of you as kids have gone around your neighborhood asking for money for Jump Rope for Heart. They all tell you to do this because if you don't, soon it'll be too late. There seemed to be infinite time, though. Every year, it was always the same: It'll be too late if we don't act soon! Well, where was the evidence? How did we know when 'too late' was? It never seemed to come, so we decided to take our jolly old time saving the planet. No big deal, we'll change our ways in time. When it really matters, we'll be able to adjust to the lifestyle we need to in order to live safely and happily. When the time comes, we'll embrace it.
We'll, the time has come and gone. Now, it's simply too late. There's a point in time when this kind of thing just becomes irreversible.
I'd watch this video if I were you. It kind of puts a comedic spin on a world-ending disaster. It might help you understand how the deep the shit is that we've piled ourselves under.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE
Enjoy the time we have left, folks.
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