I Felt We Were In Need of a Poem. This is What I Came Up With.

Dis mah stik.

Der ar menee lyke eet

but dis wun iz myne.

Mah stik iz mah bess fren.

Eet iz mah lyfe.

Ah mus mastur eet

az ah mastur mah lyfe.

Wifowt mee, mah stik iz yoozlez.

Wifowt mah stik, eye em yoozlez.

Ah mus fiyur mah stik troo.

Ah mus shyoot str8r den mad enuhmee

hoo iz tryeen ta kil mee.

Ah mus shyoot im b4 hee shyoots mee.

Ah will.