Sorry, Tyler

Hey, Tyler Myers. You know you're very important to me. But, to tell you the truth, I didn't even know when the fuck you're goddamn birthday was. I'm so sorry. Here's to a belated twentieth, I hope you win rookie of the year.

He doesn't really seem to mind that I forgot his birthday. I hope he got drunk out of his mind and made a complete fool of himself in front of a bunch of dumb blond chicks who don't really give a shit one way or another as long as they get to say they fucked Tyler Myers on his birthday to all their slutty little friends who hang out at the clubs every night hoping to randomly bump into a hockey player and ruin his life.