Chicago Blackhawks Beauty Pageant 2010

I'm sorry. I know you were looking forward to it. But the Hawks just have too many goddamn players. I can't even begin to decide. And they aren't as attractive as the Pens. So it isn't as fun. So I'm sorry. Maybe next year, after all the trades are good and done. And, once they've gotten rid of Ho$$a. I couldn't bare to grace this beautiful blog with his cursed face. And he is cursed. Chicago was gona win the cup this year, but not anymore.