Many Beginnings of The Many Moments That Give You Heart Attacks

I. Just found out. Some. INCREDIBLE. News.

Do you wanna hear it?

It's about Tyler Myers.

Yeah. I thought you'd wanna hear it. So. Here it is.

As it turns out...Tyler Myers, someone we all hold very near and dear to our hearts...

Has a GIRLFRIEND!!

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Was this your initial reaction?

...and then did it turn into this?

Yeah. That's how I felt. I don't know many details on the fact, but I have words from an undisclosed inside source that apparently she's a "piece of work". Updates will come later.